Bidding Buff Gifts

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

The new Yorkshire based auction site: E-bay Gum.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"Mom, could we stay in my old room until we're able to afford a place of our own?"

(Stocks) (Bonds) (Off Wall St.)

'The buildings are merging.'

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Igloo sales

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Well, yes... The cellar IS a bit damp. But therefore the rent is really low!'

'I handle commodities and Dietrich here specialises in stocks and bonds.'

'After looking over your portfolio, I don't think 'enough' will be enough.'

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

Tariff Adjustment

Turtle Home

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Last painting of a dog for 200 yd

For Sale By Owner