Bidding Boss Gifts

Searching for a gift for a bidding boss? Our collection features clever, creative products tailor-made for those who excel in auctions and negotiations. These items blend humor with professionalism, making them ideal for inspiring confidence and showcasing leadership. Whether for a dedicated auctioneer, a strategic negotiator, or a boss who loves to close deals with style, our range offers something special to celebrate their competitive spirit.

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Antiques: Out Bidding

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P. Watkins Auctioneer: Going, Going, Gone.

P. Watkins Auctioneer: Going, Going, Gone. mockup

P. Watkins Auctioneer: Going, Going, Gone.

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E-Baying @ The Moon

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"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!" mockup

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

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'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.' mockup

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

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Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!' mockup

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

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"Congratulations! You've won the bid." mockup

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

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"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..." mockup

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

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". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ." mockup

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

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'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.' mockup

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

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'Enough EBAY already!'

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"Well, they were the low bidders." mockup

"Well, they were the low bidders."

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'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.' mockup

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

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'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

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"My bid falls between my two competitors'. By using twigs, my design is more structurally sound than straw, yet more cost-effective than brick."

"My bid falls between my two competitors'. By using twigs, my design is more structurally sound than straw, yet more cost-effective than brick." mockup

"My bid falls between my two competitors'. By using twigs, my design is more structurally sound than straw, yet more cost-effective than brick."

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"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five." mockup

"Do I have a cough, a harumph, a wink, a tic? Sold then to the smirk for a million-five."

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"I'll give you three cans of Happy Herds Condensed Milk for two cans of Affaire de Coeur Flaky Salmon."

"I'll give you three cans of Happy Herds Condensed Milk for two cans of Affaire de Coeur Flaky Salmon." mockup

"I'll give you three cans of Happy Herds Condensed Milk for two cans of Affaire de Coeur Flaky Salmon."

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Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?' mockup

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

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Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay mockup

Idiot! I told you there'd be a catch to buying a tank on eBay

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Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number mockup

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

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Rodin's Late Arriver

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"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week." mockup

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

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'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.' mockup

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'

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Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item. mockup

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

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Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands. mockup

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

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Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' - mockup

Bidder 2 bids £4 - 'Peel bids £5. Take that, Bidder 2.' - 'Bidder 2 bids £6.' - '£8. How you like it now, bitch, eh?!' - 'Bidder 2 bids £9.' - 'Give me the damn 'bread maker'!!!' -

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