Bidding Hustler Gifts

"I've finally found my calling..."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Engineer on the move.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

Estate agents jockeying for position with sale boards

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

After hours of tinkering, Jeff finally makes his computer go faster.

'Sir...I have a couple here who claim to be first time buyers! What do I do?'

Antiques: Out Bidding

'I know it's late, but if you want to sell your house I have to show it when it's convenient to the buyers.'

"Sold to the man with the itchy ear."

P. Watkins Auctioneer: Going, Going, Gone.

Isn't It Exciting?

"They claim he's so good, he could get people to bid on roadkill."

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

'I also do taxes.'

'Loiter' means to spend time idly. I'm hustling.