Bidding Hustler Prints

"I've finally found my calling..."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Engineer on the move.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

Auctioneer upside down so he can read bid number

"I brought this electric guitar on ebay last week."

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"Apart from the NDA, we have another option before signing a contract."

Estate agents jockeying for position with sale boards

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

After hours of tinkering, Jeff finally makes his computer go faster.

'Sir...I have a couple here who claim to be first time buyers! What do I do?'

Antiques: Out Bidding

'I know it's late, but if you want to sell your house I have to show it when it's convenient to the buyers.'

"Sold to the man with the itchy ear."

P. Watkins Auctioneer: Going, Going, Gone.

"They claim he's so good, he could get people to bid on roadkill."

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

'I also do taxes.'

'Loiter' means to spend time idly. I'm hustling.