Business Hustler Prints

Engineer on the move.

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Work Slave

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I tried to warn you, Fred. As the economy goes, so goes the corporate culture here!'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

The Real American Dream

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'The good news is tomorrow is a brand new day. The bad news is I'll be spending it at work.'

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

'Congratulations you have just made our one millionth request for a raise!'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'My parents say it will give me a sense of responsibility and pride in accomplishment. I'm looking at it as a 'get rich quick' scheme.'

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

"Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here."

'Why should I pay you for washing the windows when the good Lord provides?'

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

'I should have gone to my chiropractor before this meeting.'

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

"My stockbroker, my real estate broker and my power broker … all losers!"