Biblical Lore Enthusiast Gifts

'You've done it now, David - Here comes his mother.'

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Ten Commandments

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Noah's ark, many lions

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Regifts of the Magi

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"When you get a minute, I have some kitchen shelves you can put up."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Moses' TV guide.