Biblical Lore Enthusiast Prints

'You've done it now, David - Here comes his mother.'

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Why did we run out of wine?! I'll tell you why...Mary's son brought 12 of his friends who crashed the wedding party! That's why!"

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

Ten Commandments

Christian and Born again Christian...

Noah's ark, many lions

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Regifts of the Magi

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

So … how did you two meet?

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

Adam and Eve: The Later Years.

Moses' TV guide.