Biblical Historians Gifts

Shepherds visit baby Jesus. Joseph says: 'Oh, there's plenty of room at the inn, we're just downsizing.'

Someone need to set Adam straight on why Eve's there. He keeps calling her "Bachelorette No. 1".

They're Not Just That Into It

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Moses on the web

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Er – if you young people don't mind, I have a few things to do now. Perhaps you have a hotel or somewhere to go?"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"I've got writer's block."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"You call this a constitution?"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Inside One's Memory Bank

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

The World's Biggest Book Club

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'