Biblical History Fan Gifts

'Pleased to meet you, George, my name's Arthur.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Ten Commandments

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

Sistine Selfie

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Noah's ark, many lions

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.