Biblical History Fan Gifts

'Pleased to meet you, George, my name's Arthur.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Ten Commandments

Christian and Born again Christian...

Sistine Selfie

Noah's ark, many lions

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'