Bible Studies Fan Gifts

'I'll come back later for the Camp David Accords.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Trappist Monk Discord

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Sistine Selfie

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Joseph and his coat

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'