Biblical History Fans Gifts

'Loved you as Moses... NRA Spokesman, not so much.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Ten Commandments

Sistine Selfie

Noah's ark, many lions

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

So … how did you two meet?

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Joseph and his coat

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.