Biblical History Fans T-Shirts

'Loved you as Moses... NRA Spokesman, not so much.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Ten Commandments

Christian and Born again Christian...

Sistine Selfie

Noah's ark, many lions

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

Joseph and his coat

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"