Bible Studies Fan Prints

'I'll come back later for the Camp David Accords.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Trappist Monk Discord

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

Sistine Selfie

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'Well, your photosynthetic stuff was a lot more peaceful.'

Joseph and his coat

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Three Wise Men Fancy Dress.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"...and Adam and Eve were naked, so they had to leave the garden."

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

The Exobus