Bible Verse Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for a Bible verse critic? Find clever, humorous, and meaningful items that celebrate their passion for scripture and their insightful way of viewing the world. Perfect for those who love to analyze and appreciate the depth of biblical verses, our curated selection includes mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak their language. Show your appreciation for their faith and wit with a gift that makes their spirit and sense of humor shine.

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"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!" mockup

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

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"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?" mockup

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

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"OMG, LOL!"

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That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you. mockup

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

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How's my sermon. . .

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"Does the ark have wifi?"

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"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

"Do you have anything else by the same author?" mockup

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

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David and Goliath.

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Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival mockup

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

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'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.' mockup

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

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How's my Sermon . . .

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'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.' mockup

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

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'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor' mockup

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

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'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?' mockup

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

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'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.' mockup

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

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Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk mockup

Gorillas Load Noah's Mahogany Desk

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"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes." mockup

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

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And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.

And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light. mockup

And God said 'Let there be a thermonuclear power station' and there was light.

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'It's a popular misconception, but in fact, it's always been 'cod'.'

'It's a popular misconception, but in fact, it's always been 'cod'.' mockup

'It's a popular misconception, but in fact, it's always been 'cod'.'

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Trump Bible photo op

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'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.' mockup

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

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'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.' mockup

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

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'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?' mockup

'We're going to wander in the desert for forty years? What about portability of benefits?'

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"Now Eve wants free contraceptives." mockup

"Now Eve wants free contraceptives."

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Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen.

Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen. mockup

Adam and Eve in tug of war with cavemen.

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"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'"

"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'" mockup

"I'm not hanging up until I find the person who listed my sermons under 'Double Dutch'"

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'Eve, I think we should see other people.'

'Eve, I think we should see other people.' mockup

'Eve, I think we should see other people.'

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"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."

"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file." mockup

"Bring me the head of John the Baptist. Just kidding. Get me the Paulson file."

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'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?' mockup

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

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Bible Verse Critic Gifts Collection

Bible Verse Critic Mugs

Explore our mugs designed for Bible verse critics, blending faith and humor in every sip.

Bible Verse Critic Pillows

Find pillows that combine comfort with biblical wit, perfect for their thoughtful space.

Bible Verse Critic Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate scripture and critique, ideal for inspiring and amusing any biblical critic.

Bible Verse Critic T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts perfect for Bible verse critics who love to make a statement about their faith and perspectives.