Bermuda Buff Gifts

Another pair of my underwear has disappeared! Bermuda Triangle Shorts.

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Can I have flies with that'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Surreal ale

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

National Coffee Day

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Who's the new guy?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."