Bermuda Buff Pillows

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

The Alpha Seltzer

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Can I have flies with that'

Surreal ale

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

National Coffee Day

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Who's the new guy?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Inside the Bermuda Romantic Triangle

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.