Behavioral Change Gifts

'He hasn't been himself lately,notice the improvement?'

Santa Claus's Mail

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I hate it when we fight."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Horse statue throws off rider.

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Pavlov's dog

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Black Crayon

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

One giant bark for dogkind.

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

Americans have been in denial about the cause of mass shootings for a while but it's time to get serious about door control.

Disraeli Introduces a more Extensive Reform Bill

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'The vet will see, you know!'

"The arc of the moral universe."

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"People are crazy."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

Vote

"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload