Behavioral Change T-Shirts

'He hasn't been himself lately,notice the improvement?'

Santa Claus's Mail

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"I hate it when we fight."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Horse statue throws off rider.

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Pavlov's dog

One giant bark for dogkind.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

Black Crayon

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"Back in the day, this pub was full of young, long-haired radicals, hell-bent on changing the world."

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'The vet will see, you know!'

Disraeli Introduces a more Extensive Reform Bill

"The arc of the moral universe."

Americans have been in denial about the cause of mass shootings for a while but it's time to get serious about door control.

"You have a remarkable lack of curiosity about your co-workers."

"People are crazy."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

"I think up most of the things that get me in trouble here while I'm in the time-out chair at home."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"Instead of poison, I introduce liberal, intellectual ants into the population, eroding the ants' patriotism and causing them to question the authoritarian rule of the queen. Slowly, over generations, it weakens the ants' genetic resolve to the point where they stay in the nest at all times, watching television and writing letters to the editor."

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

"We assumed they were raised by wolves, but I'm beginning to believe they were raised by stray dogs."k Upload