Behavioral Guide Gifts

'I shouldn't worry - soon he'll meet someone who'll give him a good hiding and then he'll get the message. . .'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"I hate it when we fight."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Pavlov's dog

One giant bark for dogkind.

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

Monkey casino study.

Conserve water! NO compulsive hand washing

(Preschool for Dummies)

Ask your mother computer.

Exam Room.

"Booby Traps!"

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

'Obviously, the school board is giving an unfair advantage to gifted students.'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

'Mind if we play through?'