Bedroom Bliss Seeker Gifts

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

New Twenty Blades

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

Welcome to Kew Gardens

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

'Don't hurt it.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

"Yes, you were snoring again."

Sex Games of the Married

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

I can't believe you're still hogging the sheets.

A couple look at a graph on their bed

Why you must get up.

"Where's the magic gone, Harold?"

'He's always wanted an adjustamatic.'

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."