Bedroom Bliss Gifts

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Tedious Romantic.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'We'll take it!'

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

Wine Lovers

"Dang it."

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

'OK, the bedspread doesn't do it for you. What's your formula for arousal?'

'You are very giving... except with pillows.'

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

Why you must get up.

Introducing the Tofuton

"And do you promise never to fight over the thermostat setting?"

"Where's the magic gone, Harold?"

Woman with a 'Teach yourself better sex' book has put man in the corner with a dunce haton

'It's just a silly old saying...you don't need bug repellent.'

'He's always wanted an adjustamatic.'

'This is great, we'll take it.'