Bedroom Harmony Seeker Gifts

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

Marimba

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Mozart on a computer,

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Most valuable element.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"I lost the groove."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Separation Anxiety

A divided world.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

The best relationships are silent.

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

A woman's work is never done!

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

Man playing violin as bird sings along.

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

'Well, one of us in wrong.'

Orchestra