Bedroom Harmony Seeker Pillows

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"Yes, you were snoring again."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Marimba

"I think we'd make a good team!"

Mozart on a computer,

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"Be kind"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Most valuable element.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? My wife doesn't have a job. The other night she told me it'd be nice if I helped out a little more at home. So I replied "hey, I don't ask you to come to my place of business and do my job for me." I see. Have you tried the "act like I never said it and wait for her to forget it" routine? Yes, sir. I also, tried the "don't-make-eye-contact-until-she-forgets-it" maneuver. I'm running out of ideas.

"I lost the groove."

Dog says hi to a cat.

Scarecrow for hanging bird houses

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Separation Anxiety

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

A divided world.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

The best relationships are silent.

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

A woman's work is never done!

Wang Yangming turns a river into a scroll.

Man playing violin as bird sings along.

Graduation keynote speakers.

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'