Bedroom Bliss Seeker Mugs

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

New Twenty Blades

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

Welcome to Kew Gardens

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

Sex Games of the Married

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

A couple look at a graph on their bed

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

Why you must get up.

"When you get a second wake up time, chances are your day's sublime..."

'He's always wanted an adjustamatic.'

"Where's the magic gone, Harold?"

Woman with a 'Teach yourself better sex' book has put man in the corner with a dunce haton