Bedroom Comfort Seeker Mugs

'It's just a silly old saying...you don't need bug repellent.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Middle-Age Superheroes

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Pet a Puppy

American Idle.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Surprise!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Yours is adjustable?"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Unicorn Working From Home

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"You're never home."