Bedroom Comfort Seeker Mugs

'It's just a silly old saying...you don't need bug repellent.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Surprise!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"You're never home."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Unicorn Working From Home

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.