Becoming A Father Gifts

"Let me guess -- first child?"

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

Fathers are Heroes

'The good looking one is mine!'

Clown baby.

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Hell's Angel and baby buggy.

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

"Congratulations, Counselor. It's a boy and your wife's fine. She just had a little difficulty passing his fin through the birth canal."

'Here comes the proud father, now!'

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

'Why can't you try to be more like me?'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

Man in stilts pushing his kid along in a very tall chair

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"Looks like your request for paternity leave has a low lift-off factor!"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'O-possum is my father. Call me 'possum'.'

Hairy father with a bald baby.

'Nest Accessories.'

'Changing diapers isn't so bad, as long as you don't look down.'

Just get her home before she evolves.

'Brace Yourself.'

A man outside of gents toilet sees sign: New Men - With Baby changing facilities.

Gregson is a real family man.

"Do you want this with or without spoiler alerts?"

Nursery

"I failed insemination!"