Becoming Parents Gifts

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."

"I can feel the baby kicking."

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"You just wait until your other mother gets home, young man!"

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

'You didn't play 'Baby Einstein' tapes while Tyler was In Utero?'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'If you wanted a kid with a good report card, you both should have married someone with brains.'

"You're tired? HELLO, what about me? I haven't slept since I was born!"

IVF assessment centre.

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

Impracticle Guide to having Babies

'Great drink! You really should advertise more.'

"We adopted a highway, but it's just not the same thing."

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

'Gucci...Gucci...goo!'

'Please get back to bed, Mrs. Barnstone!'

'Ask your other father.'

'Let's get this party started!'

Congratulations!

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'Apparently this is called 'Nesting'.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'My mom just explained babies to me. I'm not sure, but I think I'm a bird and you're a bee.'

Children are the centre of their parent's world.

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"C'mon Peggy. . . Push!"

"I think we're ready for a tree."