Navigating Fatherhood Gifts

'Why can't you try to be more like me?'

'My dad's more absent than your dad...'

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"That's mine!"

Growth Charts

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Dad Trophies

Food deliverer's baby.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

My daddy ate my homework

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"He looks so much like his dad."