Miss Diagnosed a female pageant winner for being the worst misdiagnosed entrant.
Beauty Pageant Viewer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a beauty pageant viewer? Our collection captures the thrill, glamour, and fun of watching pageants. From witty mugs to stylish t-shirts, these products are sure to delight anyone who enjoys the excitement of a competition. Perfect for adding a touch of sparkle to their day, each item is designed to bring personality and charm to the viewing experience. Celebrate this glamorous interest with something memorable and fun.
Miss America IQ Pageant
'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'
Hospital gown pageant.
Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.
Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.
'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'
Circus Pageant
Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."
'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'
'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'
"She really lights up a room. Face it Patty, we don't hold a candle to her."
"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."
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Model's aspirations
"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."
Beauty contest
Miss America IQ pageant.
'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'
'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'
Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'
“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”
Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...
Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.
'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'
In this pageant contestants must knowingly provide incorrect responses to questions. Ah, "Miss Information"!
Meet Miss Subways
"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"
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Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest
Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.
'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'
'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'
Beauty Contest
'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'
Beauty Pageant Viewer Gifts Collection
Beauty Pageant Viewer Mugs
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Beauty Pageant Viewer Pillows
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Beauty Pageant Viewer Prints
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Beauty Pageant Viewer T-Shirts
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