"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."
Beauty Pageant Judge Gifts
Searching for a memorable gift for a beauty pageant judge? Our collection offers humorous and stylish items that reflect their discerning eye and love for the spotlight. Perfect for celebrating their judgeship with a touch of elegance and wit, these gifts are great for birthdays, congratulations, or just because. Show appreciation for their judgment skills and love of glamour with our unique range of products that truly stand out.
Miss America IQ Pageant
"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."
'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'
The return of Miss Subways
Hospital gown pageant.
"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."
Katy Perry
Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."
Circus Pageant
Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.
'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'
"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."
'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'
Model's aspirations
'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'
“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”
'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'
Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'
Beauty contest
'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'
Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...
"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."
Lara Catherina Stone
Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.
In this pageant contestants must knowingly provide incorrect responses to questions. Ah, "Miss Information"!
Meet Miss Subways
"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"
'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'
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Beauty Contest
Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest
'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'
Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters
'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'
Beauty Pageant Judge Gifts Collection
Beauty Pageant Judge Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for beauty pageant judges. Witty, stylish, and built to impress, they make every coffee break more glamorous.
Beauty Pageant Judge Pillows
Check out our decorative pillows designed for beauty pageant judges. Add a little sparkle to their living space or judging area.
Beauty Pageant Judge Prints
Discover art prints that celebrate beauty and elegance—a perfect gift for beauty pageant judges to display with pride.
Beauty Pageant Judge T-Shirts
Browse our fun and fashionable T-shirts for beauty pageant judges. Showcase their role with style and a touch of humor.