Beauty Pageant Judge T-Shirts

"I think I'm in the wrong place, and yet I do not care."

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

The return of Miss Subways

Hospital gown pageant.

"My talent agent tells me I have the perfect face for a hand model."

Katy Perry

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

Circus Pageant

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

Model's aspirations

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

Beauty contest

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Lara Catherina Stone

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

In this pageant contestants must knowingly provide incorrect responses to questions. Ah, "Miss Information"!

Meet Miss Subways

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'

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Beauty Contest

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'

Cinderella and her Equally Attractive Stepsisters

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'