Beauty Pageant Fan T-Shirts

Miss of Garden.

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Beauty contest

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

Coronavirus

Miss America IQ Pageant

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Circus Pageant

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

Model's aspirations

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

Miss America IQ pageant.

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

7th annual weird fishes pageant

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

Meet Miss Subways

"He used to be in the Props Dept. at his church's Christmas Pageant."

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Beauty Contest

'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."