Pageant Fan T-Shirts

'Lotsa Luck, Kiddo!'

Sweet bird of youth annual pageant

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

Miss Universe Contest.

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Circus Pageant

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Beauty contest

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Miss America IQ pageant.

'In our class's Christmas pageant, I'm playing the department store manager.'

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

7th annual weird fishes pageant

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

"He used to be in the Props Dept. at his church's Christmas Pageant."

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

Beauty Contest

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Dreams of being a beauty queen

"As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think."