Christmas Pageant Fan T-Shirts

"He used to be in the Props Dept. at his church's Christmas Pageant."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa's wash day.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'Santas Ponzi Scheme'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

About Santa 2017.

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Circus Pageant

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

Baaaa....humbug.