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Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

Christmas Tree

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Miss America IQ Pageant

King Kongs first christmas

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Safe Christmas.

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Cat in a Christmas tree.

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Santa and New Technology

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Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Santa hosing the Chimney.

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'PLEASE quit grinding your teeth.'

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"Don't you hate the in-flight meal?"

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

'I reduced with a healthy diet and exercise...it's all in my D.V.D.'