Christmas Pageant Fan Gifts

"He used to be in the Props Dept. at his church's Christmas Pageant."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Miss America IQ Pageant

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa's wash day.

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Hospital gown pageant.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Santas Ponzi Scheme'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

About Santa 2017.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

Circus Pageant

Last week, stingy caf

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."