Beauty Pageants Gifts

Hospital gown pageant.

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

'Lotsa Luck, Kiddo!'

'In the talent category, Miss District of Columbia will shred paper.'

'I flunked all my subjects, but I won 'Miss Congeniality.''

"Now here's a gageant contestan I can cheer for." "Why, what's her talent?" "Paintball."

'In the talent category, Miss District of Columbia will shred paper.'

'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'

Beauty contest

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

Miss Diagnosed a female pageant winner for being the worst misdiagnosed entrant.

Miss Universe.

Miss Universe Contest.

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

'How come the Miss Universe Pageant is awlays held on Earth?'

The Misinformed Pageant - "The capital of Mexico is Mexico town..." "The duck is the largest flightless bird..." "Consuming buttered scones can lead to pregnancy."

Miss America IQ Pageant

"....Welcome back to Miss World, and now we move on to the 'best chav' category."

Dreams of being a beauty queen

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

Third Annual Miss Inmate Beauty Pageant

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

Meet Miss Subways

In this pageant contestants must knowingly provide incorrect responses to questions. Ah, "Miss Information"!

Beauty Pageant. Miss Anthrope will never be Miss Congeniality --- She hates everybody!

Sweet bird of youth annual pageant

"My wife enters every competition going."

Priest and Beauty Queen

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

Circus Pageant

'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'