Beauty Pageant Viewer Prints

Miss Diagnosed a female pageant winner for being the worst misdiagnosed entrant.

Miss America IQ Pageant

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Circus Pageant

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'I'm your new editor and not only is this cartoon the funniest one ever made, but it also discovered the cure for cancer and exposes a new,safe and free energy source and it's brought an end to religious wars and that turns me on and I use...'

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

Model's aspirations

5lbs + 5lbs= ?

'I wonder if I would be allowed to wear a baseball cap.'

'Weren't they the ones who had wished for world peace?'

Beauty contest

Miss America IQ pageant.

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

Favorite author? Whoever wrote the Bible.

'As the new Miss Individual I shouldn't care what you think.'

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Meet Miss Subways

"Hi. My name is Tanya and, if elected, my agenda will be cheddar! Cheddar, cheddar, cheddar!!"

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

Beauty Contest

'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'

Miss Jumbo Queen Pageant.

'I could wile away the hours / Conferrin' with the flowers / Consultin' with the rain...'

'Welcome to the Miss Universe Pageant! And for the 62nd year in a row, Miss Bermuda is mysterious missing!'

"I'm Miss Missouri, but my goal is to become Miss California."