Beauty And Self-care Humor Gifts

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

Missing my hair.

Bald Man Overcomb

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Bald man polishing head

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Ward Cleaning.

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

'BOTOX...QUICK!

"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."

'She's definitely had work done.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

'Your hospital bill is $8437.00, plus $350.00 for not wearing clean underwear when you were brought in.'

Narcissus visits the ophthalmologist

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Pumice Stone Accidents.

'So what's your complaint? '

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

Where wood shavings come from.

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

"The only thing I notice thinning is my hair."

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

'It appears you have dry scalp.'

Bald eagle is wearing a toupee.

'It's a pimple alright. And it looks like it's ready to pop.'

Shaving with a Very Sharp Blade

'...Sars virus? - no, he just stinks.'

"Great... I'm roughly 60% wet"

An over weight man stepping into bath and all the water coming out

"And, at the end of a busy day, this is where John comes to self-describe."

Maybe it's time to lighten on that stuff...