Humorous Grooming Gifts

Missing my hair.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haircuts

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Twenty Blades Razor

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'I decided I need something to draw the eye away from my bald patch.'

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

Ward Cleaning.

"The full partner look."

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

Pete's trying to groom himself"

Axes 'R' Us Store

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"