Grooming Comedy Gifts

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Bathing the dog

"Absolutely not!"

"Too much concealer?"

"Be creative...!"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dogs shaving

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Nice haircut."

Movember

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."