Humorous Grooming T-Shirts

Missing my hair.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haircuts

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

My Life in Beards.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Twenty Blades Razor

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

hair brushing: 'ninety-eight,ninety-nine...One hundred.'

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

My New Year's resolution is to be a better person. Very noble. I want to work harder to improve the planet. What's your resolution, mom? Pretty much the same. To be a better-looking person? Hey! It's planetary cleanup. Nan's Hair and Nails.

'I decided I need something to draw the eye away from my bald patch.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

"Yes dear, I'm sure if it were smaller the pepper mill would make a fine ear and nose hair trimmer."

Ward Cleaning.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

"The full partner look."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Pete's trying to groom himself"