Beauty And Self-care Gifts

Pumice Stone Accidents.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Work/Life Balance

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

The adoration of the gels.

Spa

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Bad fake tan day.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

Surfing the daily stress

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Shampoo.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"