Beauty And Self-care Gifts

Pumice Stone Accidents.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Self help acupuncture

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Work/Life Balance

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Spa

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Bad fake tan day.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Bad hair day!

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Surfing the daily stress

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Shampoo.

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Lesser known greek gods,

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Try thinking about something else."