Beauty And Self-care Humor T-Shirts

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

Missing my hair.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Bald Man Overcomb

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Bald man polishing head

Ward Cleaning.

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

'BOTOX...QUICK!

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

'She's definitely had work done.'

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Narcissus visits the ophthalmologist

'Your hospital bill is $8437.00, plus $350.00 for not wearing clean underwear when you were brought in.'

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

'So what's your complaint? '

Pumice Stone Accidents.

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

"The only thing I notice thinning is my hair."

Where wood shavings come from.

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

'It appears you have dry scalp.'

Bald eagle is wearing a toupee.

Shaving with a Very Sharp Blade

'It's a pimple alright. And it looks like it's ready to pop.'

'...Sars virus? - no, he just stinks.'

"Great... I'm roughly 60% wet"

"And, at the end of a busy day, this is where John comes to self-describe."

An over weight man stepping into bath and all the water coming out

Maybe it's time to lighten on that stuff...