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With a distinct lack of hair, Ed had to approach his comb over from a different angle.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Bald Man Overcomb

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Bald man polishing head

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Last week, when I was telling you about my Lou Ferrigno dream, were you fighting off a yawn? Do you go to therapy? What would you do if I touched your ear? Yes or no—am I insane?"

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

"I think that form '10,000' steps may have been 9,999 too many!"

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

'Surgeon General's warning on junk food! Lighten up a little!'

"I'm just messing with you."

"Oh, the doctor told you not to work so hard, did he?... And does the doctor pay your salary?!"

"Wash and Quo"

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'Before I serve any food, please sign this waiver of legal liability for making you obese.'