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'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

Toilet roll beauty tips.

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

Centurion in a Shower

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Saloon Selectives

Family Curling Habits

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

'BOTOX...QUICK!

'Silicone implant ward.'

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

'She's definitely had work done.'

'There's a risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid.'

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Multitasking.

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

"I'll bet you guys have great technology, I bet you could do great boob jobs!"

'I owe my creation to Dr. Frankenstein. But my botox, nose job and scar removal are the work of my plastic surgeon, Dr. Guida.'

'It appears you have dry scalp.'

Cut & blow dry.

'George has adjusted to working at home except for having to ride the train into the city and back before he can start the day.'