Beauty Routine Humorist T-Shirts

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"I'm saying we lash out for the 'Deluxe' collagen treatment, next time, honey."

Toilet roll beauty tips.

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

Centurion in a Shower

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Saloon Selectives

"This zit is growing way out of control!"

Elephant nose jobs

'BOTOX...QUICK!

'Silicone implant ward.'

Family Curling Habits

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

'There's a risk of headaches as a side effect I'm afraid.'

'She's definitely had work done.'

Botox secretary.

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

Multitasking.

'Don't worry about those craters. Photoshop can take care of them."

'I owe my creation to Dr. Frankenstein. But my botox, nose job and scar removal are the work of my plastic surgeon, Dr. Guida.'

"I'll bet you guys have great technology, I bet you could do great boob jobs!"

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

'There'll be a two-hour recess while I get my hair done.'

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

"I envy you. How do you stay so slimy?"

"Will these hooves ever dry?"

'It appears you have dry scalp.'

Man not happy about going bald.