Beauty Regime Satirist T-Shirts

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

Bald Man Overcomb

The return of Miss Subways

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Toilet roll beauty tips.

Bald hairdresser recomending hair restoring lotion

'The secret to great abs? Marker pen.'

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet.

Lady Macbeth in the morning

'It's another notice from the government - they say we need to add airbags.'

"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."

The First Wax Strip of Spring!

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'

"In hindsight yeah, I wish I would have never gone under the knife."

'Hey! I've lost two stone!'

'If you caught that in a wheat field, how do we know it's gluten-free?'

The Man in the Charcoal Mask

Visual gag (a mermaid shaving her legs with a scaler).

"It's a new diet book. You can't eat until you finish reading a chapter."

Man with each foot on a set of scales.

'We'll have to remove all these barrels back here - they're not hazardous enough.'

Bald eagle is wearing a toupee.

"I don't care if they are fake. I like 'em."