Beauty Contest Satirist T-Shirts

Our satirical t-shirts about beauty contests are ideal for creators and humorists. Make a statement and showcase their clever wit with apparel that’s both fun and thought-provoking.

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The return of Miss Subways

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Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Man posing on beach as women ignore him. mockup

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

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Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple." mockup

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

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The caricature of Dorian Gray

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Toilet roll beauty tips.

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Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men." mockup

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

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"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on." mockup

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

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'The secret to great abs? Marker pen.' mockup

'The secret to great abs? Marker pen.'

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'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!' mockup

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'

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"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."

"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven." mockup

"I'm not really tan. I've had my head in the oven."

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Lady Macbeth in the morning

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'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.'

'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.' mockup

'I would appreciate if your young lady waited for you up the road,Wilkins.'

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Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.' mockup

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

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Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering. mockup

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

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'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.'

'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.' mockup

'Saline implants? That'd kill you! I'd take anything Rick says with a grain of salt- But I suppose that'd kill you too.'

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'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'

'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!' mockup

'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'

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Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps. mockup

Arthur maintains a sense of equanimity not matter what the world situation. Mind you, the Botox helps.

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"Oh, come on! At least tell me I'm in the top fifty fairest people in the land!"

"Oh, come on! At least tell me I'm in the top fifty fairest people in the land!" mockup

"Oh, come on! At least tell me I'm in the top fifty fairest people in the land!"

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'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'

'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.' mockup

'We've decided to skip the swimsuit competition on account of how disgusting we all look.'

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"In hindsight yeah, I wish I would have never gone under the knife."

"In hindsight yeah, I wish I would have never gone under the knife." mockup

"In hindsight yeah, I wish I would have never gone under the knife."

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"We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week."

"We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week." mockup

"We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week."

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Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest mockup

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

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Cut & blow dry.

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"Either she's had a lot of Botox, or her face is buffering."

"Either she's had a lot of Botox, or her face is buffering." mockup

"Either she's had a lot of Botox, or her face is buffering."

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"I don't care if they are fake. I like 'em."

"I don't care if they are fake. I like 'em." mockup

"I don't care if they are fake. I like 'em."

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'Do you think this dress does enough to point out my bust?'

'Do you think this dress does enough to point out my bust?' mockup

'Do you think this dress does enough to point out my bust?'

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Man with each foot on a set of scales. mockup

Man with each foot on a set of scales.

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The Misinformed Pageant - "The capital of Mexico is Mexico town..." "The duck is the largest flightless bird..." "Consuming buttered scones can lead to pregnancy."

The Misinformed Pageant - "The capital of Mexico is Mexico town..." "The duck is the largest flightless bird..." "Consuming buttered scones can lead to pregnancy."

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