Beach Gifts

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"We spent the summer on the Côte de Jersey."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Otis - stop playing with your food!"

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"Do you ever have days when you just don't feel like designing jewelry?"

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

"I'll never be Big Bird."

"On the other hand, the sand I'm burying my head in is in Amagansett."

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"The waves were great today."

"Save my spot?"

"It's time for us to go back to Sixty-fifth and Third, Richard."

Moses Uses God-Given Powers To Protect His Sandcastle

Christies

Sunbathing Police Officer

"Where? Where?"

"How's the burger?"

"I want to learn to live in the moment... just not this moment. some other moment. Like a moment on the beach."

So, I'm the only one who sees a conflict of interest here?

'For cryin' out loud! Can't you forget about work for just one day?!'

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'I'm MELTING!!!' - 'Oh knock it off, we're ALL hot!'

"I told you to wear sunscreen."

"We're encouraging people to become involved in their own rescue."

'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'

'For cryin' out loud! Just for once can't we go on vacation without you bringing some work along!?'

"It's over. Go home."

"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."

'Bloody typical.'

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

S.P.F. 1,000

Summertime.