Beaches Gifts

"You are my blue beach glass."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"The listing said it's only one block from the beach!"

'I can't say exactly where we are, but I'm pretty confident it's British territory,'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

A man a plan a canal Panama.

Workaholic on the beach

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'Man! Every time I try to enjoy a nice day on the beach, they push me back in!'

'How could you kids be so irresponsible?! You bury your dad in the sand and then lose him, knowing full well that the car keys are in his pocket!'

Beer Parasol.

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand..."

Public footpath on a desert island.

'...And that's about it- how was your day?'

'You keep promising me you'll change, Reginald, but I haven't got all day!'

Snails with no shells at nude beach.

'The man who discovered summer.'

'I may rust, but this sunset will be worth it.'

T-shirts read: I am the master of my fate/Oh yeah?

"Have you notice how warm the rain is here?"

'Must we always go south?!'

Beach Day

"Of course, it doesn't pay as much as during the season."

'For Harland, every vacation is a working vacation.'

"And no more thongs for you this summer."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"If GPs can't check up on their elderly patients everyday maybe they should just take them off on a nice holiday...somewhere warm!"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Tell everyone it was a bigger bird."

'Do you think it's a sign of global warming?'